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Sunday, 31 July 2011

Market Interview - Market Man

Name? - Market Man
What do you do/sell at the market? - I am a purveyor of trader justice.
How long have you been at the market? - Eons
What do you like best about the market? - the forces of evil are very strong here so I am kept busy.
Worst moment? - the day leases were introduced for traders. Actually leases are not for traders. They only benefit management.
Past jobs? - Assistant super hero.
Sporting interests? - Leaping over tall buildings in a single bound. Superbowl.
If you were CEO for a day? - I'd re-route all airport buses via QVM.
One thing nobody knows about you? – I find Catwoman a turn-on.
Favorite food? – Spinach.
Favorite drink? – Fruit Punch.
What is the best piece of advice you've ever been given? Never underestimate your customer.
What is the best part of your job? I can wear underpants on the outside and it’s OK.
Which enemies do you fear most? – Poor market promotion and trader apathy.
Do you have a batcave? – I have been known to rest in an ivory tower.
Is that a cheap shot at management? – Nothing cheap about it.
How are you different to other super heros? – I have sex appeal.
Anything else you'd like to say? With great power comes great responsibility.

Thanks Market Man